Justin.TV gets laid; 3,000 viewers watch, but see nothing

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Justin.TV gets laid; 3,000 viewers watch, but see nothing

April 11th, 2007

OMG — Justin.Tv went home with a girl last night, and Liz Gannes, my editor at NewTeeVee, was watching:

I happen to have a pressing deadline tonight, so of course I’ve been tuned in since Justin and “J.” went out to a fancy dinner on their second date. Blatantly giving him a fake palm reading so she could hold his hand, J. at one point asked, “So I have a question for you – what if we have a nice dinner and then you try to kiss me. What about that?”

Well, now we know. Back at her apartment, Justin takes a seat on the bed so she can demonstrate her kick-boxing. Or something. She approaches. He turns his hat around. We see a girlish hand creep around.

Liz then emailed Justin’s producer, Michael Seibel:

“3,000 people are watching, and they’re watching a camera in the dark with the sound turned off,” he says, “Just cause they know Justin’s having sex with her.”

That’s a screenshot of the “footage” above, and as you can see, anybody watching can’t see anything at all. While I love it that Justin has managed to reduce thousands of 20-and-30-somethings into 12-year-olds (myself included), if he’s really trying to make a point with this project, I hope next time he leaves the camera on and pulls the covers down.

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