February 2008
27 posts
January 2008
23 posts
This is what you get for being The Movie Girl
Tonight, a bartender slipped me a napkin with the following written in Sharpie: Eddie M. Brilliant in Norbitt. Bad Movie tho. I immediately laughed out loud, then tried to cover my face with my hand. He held up three fingers and mouthed “three roles!”, then took the napkin away and gave it to a group of girla at the end of the bar.
Michael Musto on Amy Winehouse in Rehab →
“Yes, the girl was in the midst of an emergency situation—but they should have just called Mary-Kate Olsen!” This is where I should note that I don’t think that crack video was real. That broad was speaking more coherently on coke, E, valium and rock than I usually do on just latte, and the video was framed way too well to have been shot secretly. Let’s face it: her...
Gym Theory
Clever, Lodwick. Tell the ladies you’re taking steps to look better naked, but pretend it’s not about looking better naked. You’re not pursuing the women, but it’s a nice side effect. jakoblodwick: It’s been a year since I last did any exercise. I’d heard from a dozen people that exercise is important because it clears your mind, similar to meditation. It...
On my last night at Sundance...
…I fell asleep on a couch at the Yarrow whilst reading EW’s Heath Ledger cover story. I somehow woke up in time for the press screening of Baghead, then Allison, Holly, Tully and I marched up the hill to Tom and Holly’s condo, where I was to spend the night. We drank wine. I sent goodbye texts to the four or five friends who are sticking around. I made an iTunes playlist,...
Sundance: How To Reduce 125 Films Into 3 Little... →
I called it “a larger wave of back-to-basics American independent filmmaking.” Manohla calls it “New American Realism.” This is why she gets paid the big bucks.
Sundance video coverage: Joe Swanberg and Ronnie Bronstein, creator and star of Spout’s upcoming web series Butterknife, present the first installament of their cheeky Sundance video coverage. The music is by Beat Happening, and, like everything on K Records, it’s pod safe. More at the SpoutBlog.
Even I'd work out at 7AM if wine was involved. →
The Underage MILF
Karina: what was that milf joke about Jamie Lynn Spears?
Nick: JUST THAT JL SPEAR IS A MILF
Nick: its a joke in itself
Karina: okay
Karina: i guess i remembered it being more multi-layered than that.
The Meanest Thing Gizmodo Did at CES →
Gizmodo needs all new writers, these people are fools — ben I don’t know what makes less sense to me: the idea that the Gizmodo boys thought that their “let’s turn off all the TVs at CES” stunt would be cool/funny/would be a net positive for them in the tech community, where CES is treated as a sacred space, not least by their advertisers; or the idea that firing every...
typical pabst drinking hipster snobbery →
Um...when did Jack Black break up with Laura... →
Me Want →
Not doing one of those “I’m a reasonably attractive girl who spends a lot of time on the internet and therefore I deserve to have strangers buy me presents” wishlist bullshit things—I’m just saving this link here so I remember to buy it for myself later. Carry on.